Without a crown, see, I still burn-- KRS One
This is J. Lahondere. I am egotistical enough to write a blog. Thank you for placating me.
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
2012 Hiatus
I've decided to put this blog on another hiatus. I do this every year or so because I just get disgusted with the idea of putting my own half-baked thoughts onto the internet. It's a stupid thing and it's vain, I think. I have no desire to talk to anyone at the moment or to have my thoughts read by strangers. I'll come back eventually, when I feel like I have something else worth saying.
Monday, June 25, 2012
How to Explain Tenure to Idahoans
I'd like to just take a minute to post my thoughts on the phenomenon of teacher tenure and why I feel it is important.
For those that don't know, tenure is a concept in which a teacher is invited to permanently stay at a school after he has taught there for a number of years. The first years of teaching at any school are on a year-to-year basis. At the end of each year the teacher in question is evaluated and the administrators weight out whether or not to offer him a contract for another year. The teacher's skill is taken into consideration as well as his experience and other factors like need and budget. If he is accepted for a fourth year (in Montana) he is offered tenure. This means that from that point on it is understood that he will work at that school permanently, unless, of course, he is fired for some kind of misconduct or some other reason. Each state has its own number of years required to achieve tenure, and it takes longer for a college professor to earn tenure than a high school teacher.
Recently the state of Idaho eliminated all possibility of tenure for any of its new public school teachers. What this means for Idaho educators is that, from now on, teachers will only be hired on a year-by-year basis. And schools can let teachers go at the end of any given school year for any given reason.
I was speaking to someone in church the other day, and he congratulated me on getting hired as a teacher. He asked if we were planning on settling down in Idaho.
"No," I answered, "because there's no tenure in Idaho. It's not a good place to raise a family."
He immediately responded with, "But is it better for education?"
I wasn't surprised by his question, since most conservative non-teachers seem to agree that tenure is bad for students and for education in general.
Why?
Most people seem to think that if a teacher has tenure, he is impossible to fire. This naturally leads to teachers who are lazy and who do not care about education, and who only show up to work every day to babysit a classroom and take home a fat paycheck. These teachers hinder the education of young students and ruin lives, all living off of tax dollars.
The thing is--this isn't true. Teachers are most definitely NOT impossible to fire. Teachers can still be fired for anything that is a violation of their contract and for a multitude of other reasons. Let's say you've got a lazy teacher on your hands who does nothing but show movies all day. As an administrator you can sit him down and have a meeting with him. Tell him your concerns. Monitor his classroom. Come up with a plan to change things, cut down the number of movies. Let's say he doesn't comply and continues to engage in the bad behavior. You have a second meeting, you talk again. He still doesn't change. At that point, he can be let go. Because he's violated his contract and he's being insubordinate. You might say it's actually not that easy, but I've known several teachers who were let go just like that. It's not as impossible as you might think.
Perhaps it's harder to fire teachers in states like New York or California which have a lot of protections for their teachers built into the system. But in places like Montana and Idaho, it happens all the time.
You might argue that teachers ought not to have any special protection for their job because people can be laid off at just about any other kind of job and education should be the same.
My counter-argument to that is that although maybe it's true that other employers are allowed to lay off workers whenever they wish, what other job:
1. requires at least a college degree (and in many cases a masters degree)
2. continuing education for the rest of your career (as in 6 college credits or more every 5 years)
3. pays 30,000 a year or about $14 an hour?????
Let's keep in mind that the average salary for jobs that require a college degree is $46,000, or about $21 an hour.
Let's also keep in mind that teaching is an inherently creative job. It requires mental effort to create/implement/adjust curriculum every day. For this reason teachers are often required to work well beyond their contracted hours by bringing work home at the end of the day. Even when one day is over, much planning is required in order for the next day to go smoothly. I do not think engineers, repairmen, physical therapists, accountants and secretaries are required to take their work home with them to successfully do their jobs.
One might argue that some professions (doctors, lawyers, etc.), although not necessarily creative, are required to "take work home" in the form of being on-call. But lawyers and doctors are not paid $30,000 a year in compensation, either.
My point is that tenure is one of the few things that can attract people to the teaching profession. Even if the job is hard and the pay sucks, there can at least be some job security for those willing to seek it. Unfortunately, Idaho does not think this should be so.
And so because there is no tenure here, what is going to compel someone like me to settle down here, buy a house and start a family? Because next year we might see lower enrollment at the school, which means we need to get rid of teachers quick, which means I could be out of a job at any given time.
Some might say that because there is no tenure, teachers will work harder to keep their jobs. This idea might make sense purely in theory, but in practice it is not realistic. Teachers are not laid off or held onto due to their performance in the classroom. Teachers are laid off because of money reasons, pure and simple. And in a tenure-less world it is the teachers who have more education and experience who will be laid off first. Because teachers with higher degrees and more years of experience require larger salaries and will be let go and replaced by younger, less experienced teachers. As teachers gain more years of experience and higher pay they will be let go and newer ones will replace them. This is what Idaho had in mind all along, and it is not good for educators hoping to make a career in the world of academia.
Will the best and brightest teachers want to move to or remain in Idaho? I'm guessing "no." No, Idaho will be content to keep younger and less experienced teachers rotating through the schools, working a few years and then moving away. Education will become more and more automated and done on computers at home instead of in classrooms and eventually most teachers will be done away with. That was the plan all along. To replace human teachers with software in an effort to save money.
Tenure is a good idea. Tenure is the one of the only things a school has to keep teachers from gaining experience and running away to a new job the second something better comes along. It also rewards experience. It is also a good way to provide mentors to younger teachers, who will eventually provide mentorship to the next generation.
By providing a teacher with tenure you are giving a college graduate incentive to settle down in your community, buy a home there, spend his money there, raise his family there, pay his taxes there, etc. Most teachers I know are hard-working people who go to church and have families. We are required by our own profession to continually educate ourselves by taking college courses for life.
Occasionally you will find a teacher who is burned out, too old or otherwise not putting forth his best effort. There are lots of ways to remedy this, including the things I mentioned above. In the end, even if none of those things work and a school is stuck with a lazy teacher--then is it really that big of a loss? It's not like he's a lazy politician or CEO making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Is it enough to destroy a system that has evolved over several centuries of experience?
Worst case scenario is that you've got a lazy teacher earning the maximum salary, which would mean a teacher with a PhD and 40 years of experience. A lazy teacher with a PhD and 40 years of experience? Sounds like any typical college class! And at that point I think the man deserves to be a little lazy. But really, how often does this even happen? In my experience the "lazy" teachers are the ones who earned degrees in some unrelated field 20 years ago and got their teacher licensure just so they could have an excuse to coach sports. In fact, if you want to solve the problem of crappy teachers then try eliminating sports programs from public schools. (As if that will ever happen in super-conservative, super-Republican Idaho.)
Anyway, now if anyone starts to debate you about whether tenure hurts schools you can fight back with some actual logic. You're welcome.
For those that don't know, tenure is a concept in which a teacher is invited to permanently stay at a school after he has taught there for a number of years. The first years of teaching at any school are on a year-to-year basis. At the end of each year the teacher in question is evaluated and the administrators weight out whether or not to offer him a contract for another year. The teacher's skill is taken into consideration as well as his experience and other factors like need and budget. If he is accepted for a fourth year (in Montana) he is offered tenure. This means that from that point on it is understood that he will work at that school permanently, unless, of course, he is fired for some kind of misconduct or some other reason. Each state has its own number of years required to achieve tenure, and it takes longer for a college professor to earn tenure than a high school teacher.
Recently the state of Idaho eliminated all possibility of tenure for any of its new public school teachers. What this means for Idaho educators is that, from now on, teachers will only be hired on a year-by-year basis. And schools can let teachers go at the end of any given school year for any given reason.
I was speaking to someone in church the other day, and he congratulated me on getting hired as a teacher. He asked if we were planning on settling down in Idaho.
"No," I answered, "because there's no tenure in Idaho. It's not a good place to raise a family."
He immediately responded with, "But is it better for education?"
I wasn't surprised by his question, since most conservative non-teachers seem to agree that tenure is bad for students and for education in general.
Why?
Most people seem to think that if a teacher has tenure, he is impossible to fire. This naturally leads to teachers who are lazy and who do not care about education, and who only show up to work every day to babysit a classroom and take home a fat paycheck. These teachers hinder the education of young students and ruin lives, all living off of tax dollars.
The thing is--this isn't true. Teachers are most definitely NOT impossible to fire. Teachers can still be fired for anything that is a violation of their contract and for a multitude of other reasons. Let's say you've got a lazy teacher on your hands who does nothing but show movies all day. As an administrator you can sit him down and have a meeting with him. Tell him your concerns. Monitor his classroom. Come up with a plan to change things, cut down the number of movies. Let's say he doesn't comply and continues to engage in the bad behavior. You have a second meeting, you talk again. He still doesn't change. At that point, he can be let go. Because he's violated his contract and he's being insubordinate. You might say it's actually not that easy, but I've known several teachers who were let go just like that. It's not as impossible as you might think.
Perhaps it's harder to fire teachers in states like New York or California which have a lot of protections for their teachers built into the system. But in places like Montana and Idaho, it happens all the time.
You might argue that teachers ought not to have any special protection for their job because people can be laid off at just about any other kind of job and education should be the same.
My counter-argument to that is that although maybe it's true that other employers are allowed to lay off workers whenever they wish, what other job:
1. requires at least a college degree (and in many cases a masters degree)
2. continuing education for the rest of your career (as in 6 college credits or more every 5 years)
3. pays 30,000 a year or about $14 an hour?????
Let's keep in mind that the average salary for jobs that require a college degree is $46,000, or about $21 an hour.
Let's also keep in mind that teaching is an inherently creative job. It requires mental effort to create/implement/adjust curriculum every day. For this reason teachers are often required to work well beyond their contracted hours by bringing work home at the end of the day. Even when one day is over, much planning is required in order for the next day to go smoothly. I do not think engineers, repairmen, physical therapists, accountants and secretaries are required to take their work home with them to successfully do their jobs.
One might argue that some professions (doctors, lawyers, etc.), although not necessarily creative, are required to "take work home" in the form of being on-call. But lawyers and doctors are not paid $30,000 a year in compensation, either.
My point is that tenure is one of the few things that can attract people to the teaching profession. Even if the job is hard and the pay sucks, there can at least be some job security for those willing to seek it. Unfortunately, Idaho does not think this should be so.
And so because there is no tenure here, what is going to compel someone like me to settle down here, buy a house and start a family? Because next year we might see lower enrollment at the school, which means we need to get rid of teachers quick, which means I could be out of a job at any given time.
Some might say that because there is no tenure, teachers will work harder to keep their jobs. This idea might make sense purely in theory, but in practice it is not realistic. Teachers are not laid off or held onto due to their performance in the classroom. Teachers are laid off because of money reasons, pure and simple. And in a tenure-less world it is the teachers who have more education and experience who will be laid off first. Because teachers with higher degrees and more years of experience require larger salaries and will be let go and replaced by younger, less experienced teachers. As teachers gain more years of experience and higher pay they will be let go and newer ones will replace them. This is what Idaho had in mind all along, and it is not good for educators hoping to make a career in the world of academia.
Will the best and brightest teachers want to move to or remain in Idaho? I'm guessing "no." No, Idaho will be content to keep younger and less experienced teachers rotating through the schools, working a few years and then moving away. Education will become more and more automated and done on computers at home instead of in classrooms and eventually most teachers will be done away with. That was the plan all along. To replace human teachers with software in an effort to save money.
Tenure is a good idea. Tenure is the one of the only things a school has to keep teachers from gaining experience and running away to a new job the second something better comes along. It also rewards experience. It is also a good way to provide mentors to younger teachers, who will eventually provide mentorship to the next generation.
By providing a teacher with tenure you are giving a college graduate incentive to settle down in your community, buy a home there, spend his money there, raise his family there, pay his taxes there, etc. Most teachers I know are hard-working people who go to church and have families. We are required by our own profession to continually educate ourselves by taking college courses for life.
Occasionally you will find a teacher who is burned out, too old or otherwise not putting forth his best effort. There are lots of ways to remedy this, including the things I mentioned above. In the end, even if none of those things work and a school is stuck with a lazy teacher--then is it really that big of a loss? It's not like he's a lazy politician or CEO making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. Is it enough to destroy a system that has evolved over several centuries of experience?
Worst case scenario is that you've got a lazy teacher earning the maximum salary, which would mean a teacher with a PhD and 40 years of experience. A lazy teacher with a PhD and 40 years of experience? Sounds like any typical college class! And at that point I think the man deserves to be a little lazy. But really, how often does this even happen? In my experience the "lazy" teachers are the ones who earned degrees in some unrelated field 20 years ago and got their teacher licensure just so they could have an excuse to coach sports. In fact, if you want to solve the problem of crappy teachers then try eliminating sports programs from public schools. (As if that will ever happen in super-conservative, super-Republican Idaho.)
Anyway, now if anyone starts to debate you about whether tenure hurts schools you can fight back with some actual logic. You're welcome.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Rated R for Retarded, Part 2
Now It's On
I was checking movie showtimes the other
day when I stumbled across an online review for a local movie theater:
This statement pretty much sums up the Rexburg Mormon mentality perfectly, doesn't it? It's better to remove choice in the name of “safety.”
But you know what? I grew up going to the movies all the time, in theaters that DID show R-rated movies! And you know what else? I watched Beauty and the Beast in the same multiplex that showed The
Silence of the Lambs next door, and yet somehow I did not grow up to become a serial killer! Astonishing, isn't it?!
Anyone who knows me knows I have a serious beef with the R-rated movie ban that Mormon culture seems to
enforce. You can read the first part of this series here. It details my history
with R-rated movies and my interest in them.
So what exactly is my problem? Am I advocating disobedience? Am I saying that we shouldn’t be following the instructions of the prophet? I don’t think so.
In fact, while I acknowledge that we've been advised by our leaders countless times to avoid bad movies and other media, I am not sure that all R-rated movies are automatically prohibited. As I wrote in the first entry in this series, most of us grew up assuming R-rated movies were prohibited because someone or other told us that someone in authority said so somewhere. I’ve had countless lessons in Sunday School and Priesthood in which teachers and others have claimed that the prophets have always counseled against R-rated movies.
So what exactly is my problem? Am I advocating disobedience? Am I saying that we shouldn’t be following the instructions of the prophet? I don’t think so.
In fact, while I acknowledge that we've been advised by our leaders countless times to avoid bad movies and other media, I am not sure that all R-rated movies are automatically prohibited. As I wrote in the first entry in this series, most of us grew up assuming R-rated movies were prohibited because someone or other told us that someone in authority said so somewhere. I’ve had countless lessons in Sunday School and Priesthood in which teachers and others have claimed that the prophets have always counseled against R-rated movies.
So what makes R-rated movies inherently
wrong? Did anyone in the church actually say so? How could a work of art be
morally wrong simply by what it’s rated by some third party? I think it would
be helpful to first look at a little bit of the history behind R-rated movies
and the rating system in general.
Starting with silent films and for about
fifty years onward, movies were just released to the public without ratings. An
entire generation of movie-goers simply relied on reviews, advertising and
word-of-mouth to know whether or not a given movie was appropriate for whatever
age group. That changed in 1968 when the Motion Picture Association of America,
or MPAA , began assigning movie
ratings. The original categories were G, M, R and X.
G meant open to everyone.
M meant more mature audiences, but still
open to everyone.
R meant 15 and under required a parent or
guardian
X meant 16 and under not admitted
In 1970 the rating system changed to G, GP,
R and X. In 1972 it changed again, and in the eighties it coalesced into what
we know today: G, PG, PG-13, R and NC-17.
I bring up the history of the rating system
to illustrate that the system itself has changed and the meaning of “Rated R”
has also changed over the years. It’s changed from when I was a kid. It’s still
changing today. For instance, based on what I’ve read I believe the original R
rating more closely resembled today’s PG-13 rating. I say this because of the
presence of the X rating.
In the early years of the rating system, X
was the strictest rating. Today we associate the X rating with pornography, but
there was a time when many non-porno movies were assigned an X rating simply
because of their mature subject matter. In this way I feel the old X rating had
more in common with today’s R rating. An example of this would be the film Midnight
Cowboy starring Dustin Hoffman and Jon Voigt. It won Academy Awards for
Best Director, Best Screenplay and Best Picture in 1969. It is considered by
many film critics to be one of the greatest American films and is even
preserved in the Library of Congress. It is also an X rated film. An X-rated
film won Best Picture? Yes it did, but simply because back in 1969 X just meant
“movie for grown-ups,” not “porno.” The meanings of ratings change over time.
| Baby holding copy of an X-rated film |
So here is a movie with an X rating--a
rating that most young people associate with pornography--that would never
receive an NC-17 rating in 2012. What does this say about the system if it can
just change like that? We treat the rating system as if it’s something etched
in stone by the finger of God and we’re supposed to use it judge whether a
movie is morally right or wrong to view. But really, that’s not its job.
The rating system was not created to a judge whether a movie is morally appropriate. It was made to judge what audience it should be for. Is Midnight Cowboy a good movie? Is it a movie that’s worthy of your time? Does it have aesthetically redeeming qualities? Does it say something about life, about
When Who’s
Afraid of Virginia Woolf premiered, it was considered so scandalous that it
was almost banned completely. The entire MPAA rating system was created in part
because of this movie. The film was only allowed to be released after some
censoring and many warnings being placed on all its advertisements saying “FOR
ADULTS ONLY.” Profanity and sexual language was the cause of the uproar. Here
are some examples of the questionable dialogue:
Twelve Times, in Context
I have not done any sort of exhaustive
search of every possible mention of R-rated movies in the church archives, but
I think it’s fair to keep things to whatever is available on lds.org and in the
official church handbooks. I’m not going to count things someone once heard in
Stake Conference back in his home ward in Washington. If it’s important, it
ought to be readily available to everyone.
So my first big discovery: the church has
no official policy on R-rated films. At least, if there is an official policy
it’s not listed in any of the church’s official handbooks. I’ve read through
them and there’s nothing there. They talk about avoiding inappropriate media
but they never specifically mention any film ratings.
There’s also the (in)famous claim that R-rated movies are specifically prohibited in the “For the Strength of Youth” pamphlet. They are not nor have they ever been. This left me with the Conference archives to search.
A cursory search of the phrase “R-rated” or “rated R” in the General Conference archives brings back 12
hits, total. These archives go all the way back to 1971. With two conferences a
year since then, that's 82 total General Conferences. So in 40 years of talks,
“R-rated” only gets mentioned 12 times? That surprised me, especially
considering how often R-rated movies have been discussed in church all of my
life.
To put this in perspective, a quick search of the term “debt” brings back 196 talks. “Pornography” also brings back about 200 talks. The terms “movies” and “films” bring back 230 talks! That’s 230 opportunities to mention R-rated movies, right? But they very rarely do.
So let’s take a look at those 12 mentions.
The oldest (and first, I believe) incidence of the term “R-rated” popping up in
General Conference is all the way back in 1972. Elder Robert Simpson, a member
of the Presiding Bishopric, said:
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| Elder Robert L. Simpson |
"Why not make some effort to
find out something about the next movie that will engage your family’s
undivided attention for two and a half or three hours and will probably cost
you far more than you contributed to the poor and the needy that month? It goes
without saying that all X- and R-rated movies are automatically eliminated."
This statement was made four years after
the MPAA rating system debuted. On
the surface it does appear that a General Authority is indeed forbidding R-rated
movies, but I would like to examine it more closely.
Elder Simpson speaks with the point of view of a parent thoughtfully choosing a film he would want to take his family out to watch. Of course it “goes without saying that all X- and R-rated movies are automatically eliminated” because we’re talking about choosing a movie that’s appropriate for family viewing! He didn’t say that all X- and R-rated movies ought to never be watched, ever. He was just making a common sense statement that you shouldn’t let your kids watch these movies. Maybe you think I’m being nitpicky and “wresting the scriptures” so to speak, but I would argue that context is important here. An entire culture was shaped by statements like this one, so why not examine it closely? This initial announcement from Elder Simpson was made in such an off-hand fashion--and then there’s no more talk about R-rated movies in Conference for many years!
If he were just expressing common sense
then obviously it wouldn’t need to be reiterated year after year. But most
people in the church would have you believe that Elder Simpson meant it as a
proclamation against all R-rated films for all time. Why, then, didn’t more
General Authorities talk about it?
Out of the 12 mentions, only one came from a living prophet. President Ezra Taft Benson brought it up during the Priesthood Session of Conference (April 1986). He begins his talk by “[speaking] directly to you young men of the Aaronic Priesthood.
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| President Ezra Taft Benson |
"[Avoid] magazines and books
that are obscene and pornographic. We counsel you, young men, not to pollute
your minds with such degrading matter, for the mind through which this filth
passes is never the same afterwards. Don’t see R-rated movies or vulgar videos or participate
in any entertainment that is immoral, suggestive, or pornographic. Don’t listen
to music that is degrading."
This is the one and only time a sitting prophet
utters the phrase R-rated. Out of the 12 mentions, more than half of them were
talks quoting these lines right here. (The rest of the 12 mentions were all
stories about young people who either refused to watch or walked out of R-rated
movies.)
I’d like to examine President Benson’s
quote, though. This is another case in which I would argue for context. First
of all, he makes it clear from the beginning that he is speaking “directly” to
the young men. Some may argue that if something is told to the youth it ought
to apply to the adults, too. But there are many instances in which we protect
the children and youth from the grimness of the world because we know they are
not yet mature enough to process it. We shield children from the harsh
realities of life and death and sexuality. It’s what makes children children.
We withhold many things from young people like the right to vote or to drive,
simply based on their maturity. There are many books I enjoy as an adult but
that I would not feel appropriate for children or teenagers. So I think it’s
important to note that this command was issued specifically to the Aaronic
Priesthood.
Secondly, President Benson associates
R-rated movies with entertainment that is “vulgar,” “immoral, suggestive” and
“pornographic.” By 1986 the term “R-rated” had evolved into shorthand for
“vulgar movie.” I believe he was trying to express to young men to avoid dirty
movies and otherwise immoral media. This was his goal. Does that mean that
every single movie that is rated R is immoral, suggestive and pornographic? How
does that make sense?
What if the Joseph Smith movie they play at
Temple Square received an R rating from the MPAA? Would it suddenly become
immoral, suggestive and pornographic? What if Finding Nemo were suddenly
re-rated R from the MPAA? Would it become immoral? Obviously not. So the
question I want to ask people is: after reading that passage by President
Benson, do you feel that his point was to urge young people to not watch
immoral or pornographic films, or do you feel his point was to urge all members
to start judging the appropriateness of films simply based on their MPAA
rating?
I personally believe that that talk had some of the longest-lasting unintended consequences in LDS culture, and that the church has been trying to fix the damage done ever since. This is why, for almost thirty years, the prophets have always, ALWAYS spoken in generalities when it comes to movie--instead of forbidding any certain rating. Again and again they have expressed that we need to choose art wisely on a case-by-case basis and not let others make that choice for us. But most people around here don't buy that.
I personally believe that that talk had some of the longest-lasting unintended consequences in LDS culture, and that the church has been trying to fix the damage done ever since. This is why, for almost thirty years, the prophets have always, ALWAYS spoken in generalities when it comes to movie--instead of forbidding any certain rating. Again and again they have expressed that we need to choose art wisely on a case-by-case basis and not let others make that choice for us. But most people around here don't buy that.
| British Rating System |
The MPAA is a man-made committee run democratically
and devoid of any divine revelation on what movies ought to be rated. The people on this committee do not hold the same values as Latter-day Saints. So why
are we allowing them to decide what is and what is not acceptable for our
viewing?
The MPAA decides that the F-word is okay to
say once, maybe twice in a PG-13 film. So that’s okay for everyone. But say it
THREE times and then it’s R, and that’s definitely NOT okay. (What if the film
is about a man with Tourette’s syndrome, as in the case of The King’s Speech?)
See, this is the problem with the rating system. The MPAA has no interest in
context. It simply observes things happening in a movie and assigns it a
letter.
It is also common knowledge in the film
industry that many directors will film unnecessary scenes with gratuitous sex
or gore only so they can cut them out later in order to make the MPAA think
that they are “trying to work with them.” Because the MPAA is much more willing
to award the coveted PG-13 rating to a movie that has at least tried to tone
itself down as opposed to a movie that argues with it and refuses to cut
anything. Think about the implications of that one.
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| Canadian Rating System |
Then there’s the fact that the MPAA is a
purely American institution! Other countries have rating systems but we are the
only ones that even have these ratings! The letter R here does not mean the same thing in the rating systems of other countries! Oftentimes movies that are rated R here
are rated with lower ratings elsewhere, and vice-versa. What does this mean
theologically? If I watch The Matrix in Idaho I am, in the minds of some,
committing a sin because I went against the direct words of a prophet. However,
if I were to watch The Matrix in Canada then I would no longer be sinning
because it is not rated R there. It’s not even rated 18-A, Canada’s equivalent
to R. It’s rated 14-A, Canada’s equivalent to PG-13. So are Canadian Latter-day
Saints not sinning for watching the exact same movie as me? Will God punish me
but not them? Did God make Christ suffer in the Garden of Gethsemane for me
watching a film based on the rating of some committee in Hollywood?
And then what happens when movie ratings
are inexplicably changed? Alfred Hitchcock’s Psycho was shown in
BYU-Idaho’s film class for over thirty years. It was made in 1960 and therefore
not rated. Then in the late nineties it was re-released on DVD and got an R
rating. My film teacher told us that he was ordered to not show it anymore. Had
they been sinning all those years? I have a VHS copy of the Nicolas Cage movie
Valley Girl from 1983. It clearly states on the box that it’s rated PG. There’s
sex and swearing in it, though! The DVD copy of the same movie says it’s rated
R. Did I accidentally sin? But then take a look at a movie like Titanic! It’s
rated PG-13, even though there’s full-frontal nudity followed by a graphic sex
scene! Which one is a sin and which one isn’t?! WON’T SOMEBODY TELL ME?!
Caveat
I want to state right now that I understand
that many R-rated movies are trash. I’ve seen a LOT of movies in my life. I
know what’s out there. Much of it is garbage. Many R-rated movies are
pornographic. But I will also say that many PG-13 movies are also trash and
also pornographic. And there are plenty of PG movies which, while not
pornographic, are definitely garbage devoid of any artistic or cultural merit.
I feel it would be infinitely better for the world if more people spent their time reading books rather than watching screens. I know that if given the choice, though, most people would rather do something passive like watch a screen. But if they're going to watch a screen, why not watch something worth watching? This is where my problem with R-rated forbidders really originates.
Because they:
I feel it would be infinitely better for the world if more people spent their time reading books rather than watching screens. I know that if given the choice, though, most people would rather do something passive like watch a screen. But if they're going to watch a screen, why not watch something worth watching? This is where my problem with R-rated forbidders really originates.
Because they:
1. Pretend that their choice is based on
church doctrine, when such a doctrine doesn’t exist
2. Try to get others to not watch R-rated
movies or insinuate that others are doing something wrong by watching them
3. Happily watch any piece of excrement
with the PG-13 label slapped on it, giggling at the poop jokes all the way,
never once stopping to question whether or not it’s good or bad, right or wrong.
For some reason it's the people who are the most adamant about not watching R-rated movies that will turn around and watch the most excrement. THAT'S my problem. Because I'm an artist and I like to fill my life with good art. Maybe to other people art isn't very important. They can spend their lives 4-wheeling, avoiding books and watching sports. Fine. But filling your mind with reality television, football games, High School Musical, Glee, Hannah Montana, Dancing With the Stars, etc. is way WAY more damaging than my copy of The Life Aquatic will ever be.
The Heart of the Matter
What SHOULD we watch? It's human nature to crave guidelines and structure in life. This is especially true of Mormon culture. We like having clear limits to what we should and shouldn't do. It makes life a little more stable. Unfortunately some of us crave that same black and white structure when it comes to art, and as a result these people end up stalwartly never watching an R-rated movie but then spending countless hours watching everything else. This is not in keeping with the spirit of the gospel. It's the mindset of the Jews of Jesus' time, where they craved rules upon rules and to have laws for every little thing. It's a lower form of religion, but it's easier than having to think for ourselves.
“If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things.”
The following are all non-R-rated movies
released in the past year. Which one of the following movies would you consider
“virtuous,” “lovely” “of good report” or “praiseworthy”?
Apollo 18
Prom
Abduction
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
New Year’s Eve
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Just Go With It
Shark Night 3D
Green Lantern
Twilight: Breaking Dawn
Mars Needs Moms
Season of the Witch
Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
The Zookeeper
The Roommate
We Bought A Zoo
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
Jack and Jill
I’m going to go ahead and answer for you.
None of them. In fact, all of these movies are the opposites of what we are to
seek after. They are not lovely, they are ugly--they are not virtuous, they're dishonorable--nobody makes good reports of any of them--and they are not deserving of any praise. In fact they were all heavily
criticized. These films dull the senses, stupify the mind, and desensitize the spirit. And yet I would be willing to bet that there are more people in Rexburg that have
seen all of the movies on that list than there are people who have ever watched The Constant Gardner or The Fall or
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.
It’s very instructive to notice that the
Article of Faith does NOT state that we ought to seek after things that are
virtuous AND lovely AND of good report AND praiseworthy. It clearly uses the
word “OR” and that’s very important. There is art that can be of good report
but not necessarily lovely or even virtuous. There is art that can be
praiseworthy without being lovely or virtuous. I’ll use Saving Private Ryan as
my example here, but many other films will work in its place (The Godfather, The
Green Mile, A Simple Plan, The Hurt Locker, Braveheart, Ran, Brazil, Black Hawk
Down, The Shawshank Redemption, The Royal Tenenbaums, etc.).
Saving Private Ryan is a film about World
War II. I watched it with my father in the theater when I was fifteen or
sixteen. I had grown up watching old World War II movies, and so nothing
prepared me for what I was about to witness on the screen that night. The first
segment of the film is taken up by a massive battle in which the American
troops storm the beaches of Normandy. There is nothing but chaos and mayhem and
death all around—a hell on earth. The entire film is taken up with the
hellishness and brutality of war, but it also contains moments of transcendence
in which men band together to help one another. Everyone in that theater wept
at some point or another throughout that film. It was a statement on the
ultimate sacrifice that so many men gave during the war in order to save their
fellow man. Yes, it contained gore and yes it was violent. It was definitely
rated R. But was it an immoral film? Was it something that we ought to avoid
ever watching?
Perhaps if you feel it would be too much
for you, then yes. But as I walked out of the theater that night I remember
saying to my father that I felt every single person in America should have to
watch that film. That way they could understand what the war was really like.
I would not characterize the film as
lovely. Virtuous in its own way, but not lovely. It was very ugly. It
definitely is praiseworthy, however. And it definitely is of good report. It is
critically acclaimed as one of the best, if not THE best war film ever made.
Some people will argue that even so, the
film is too violent and that’s why we need to avoid it. But what is the nature
of its violence? And is there something sinful about witnessing violence? Saving Private Ryan does NOT enjoy
violence. It is not happy about death. It in no way makes violence look fun or
exciting.
“Ah,” you might say, “But neither do the
SAW movies! So is it okay to watch violent films as long as they don’t make it
look fun?”
No, because the SAW movies are all about exploiting
the suffering of human beings to make for mass entertainment. Saving Private Ryan sensitizes the viewer towards violence, rather than DE-sensitizing. It makes the viewer more sensitive about the sanctity of human life and the awfulness of war. The same cannot be said about the SAW movies, which leave the viewer numb and disgusted.
There is also an
element of voyeurism in SAW and in most horror films. They are created simply
to shock and disgust. They are not art in any real sense. They don’t enlighten,
they have nothing to say about humankind. They degrade and debase. They do not
uplift. They have nothing to contribute. Saving Private Ryan is a violent film
that ultimately has something to say.
You see, violence itself is not inherently sinful.
When we watched the terrorist attacks of 9/11, we were not sinning. When a
soldier fights in a war and watches other people die all around him, he is not
sinning. When the apostles witnessed Jesus being scourged and crucified, they
were not sinning. In fact, the film The Passion of the Christ was rated R, and it depicted events that we talk about all the time at church. In the Book of Mormon we read that Nephi was shown a vision of Jesus Christ and his scourging and and crucifixion. It's almost as if Nephi got to see a movie of the events of Christ's life. Was Nephi sinning in viewing such? I doubt it. But some people will argue that watching actors dress up as Jesus and pretending to be scourged, THAT'S a sin. Because a committee rated The Passion of the Christ as R. So watching a replay of the real thing is fine for Nephi and the prophets, not okay for regular folks. Sex and sexuality fall into this same category. For the most part I think we can all agree that gratuitous depictions of sex are not appropriate, but does that mean it's wrong to even IMPLY sex? Because the scriptures, although not graphic, tend to be very frank about sex. He lied with her. She lied with him. They were married and lay together. She had not yet known a man. That kind of thing. So while I don't believe that pornography can be art--there is still a place for sexuality in art. There are no topics that are off-limits for art. Sex, adultery, murder, cheating, lying, stealing, betrayal. These are just elements of the fallen world in which we live. The scriptures are chock full of them. Art just tries to make sense of them.
A tried and true argument is that we just shouldn't be exposing ourselves to bad things like violence because it's not "uplifting" and there's already enough bad stuff in the world, so why watch things that are bad?
A tried and true argument is that we just shouldn't be exposing ourselves to bad things like violence because it's not "uplifting" and there's already enough bad stuff in the world, so why watch things that are bad?
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You know, in their own way these people prove that art CAN contain horrible things and still be worthwhile.
The ironic thing is that the death and destruction in Star Wars is not only entertaining, it seems quite exciting! This is typically the case with PG and PG-13 movies. They make death and killing look like loads of good fun. It’s ironic because movies like Saving Private Ryan get rated R when they attempt to show killing and death in a very unglamorous way, which is perfectly aligned with gospel principals, but then most Mormons will only watch PG-13 movies which almost always glamorize violence. Again, the point of the rating system is to say to the world, “Hey, Saving Private Ryan is not for kids. We’d like to shield them from watching something so brutal. Have them watch Star Wars instead.” Perhaps this is one of the reasons why, as a culture, us Mormons tend to act like children well into our thirties.
"It's a Classic."
When I was serving my mission in New York
City we were allowed to go and watch Broadway shows on our preparation day as
long as they were on the list of mission-approved shows. I still remember an
anecdote about Elder Neal A. Maxwell that got brought up from time to time. I don’t know if this story
is true or not, but I have no real reason to doubt that it is. Elder Maxwell
was visiting the mission and speaking with the mission president. He asked to
see the list of approved Broadway shows. Les Miserables was absent from the
list, probably due to the fact that there is a song about brothels in the show.
As the story goes, Elder Maxwell told the Assistants to the President: “Les
Miserables ought to be on the list. It’s a classic.” There was no further discussion
on the matter. From that time forward, it was allowed.
My point is that often times great art will
include things that we would not necessarily approve of on their own. Les
Miserables has a brothel, but if anything it’s just showing how horrible
brothels are. It’s not even about brothels, though. It’s a beautiful story
about redemption and family. I will never forget watching the show with my
father on Broadway, and how he had tears in his eyes at the end of it. I didn’t
fully understand then, but I think I do now. I think Elder Maxwell understood
it, too.
When I look at the General Authorities and
all of the modern prophets, I think of them as learned men. Wise men. These are
men who are well-read, and who are familiar with the great works of literature.
But are you telling me they have chosen not to read Shakespeare or Sophocles or
Dante or Milton because these authors all wrote stories about murder and
adultery and other horrible sins? That is just silly. I think it was Orson
Scott Card who wrote, “The depiction of bad behavior is not the endorsement of
bad behavior.” Have we forgotten that The Book of Mormon includes the
decapitation of a defenseless person who is passed out drunk right in the first
few chapters? You can’t simply judge a work of art by the things depicted in
it. It is so much more than that. Movies are included in this.
Elder L. Tom Perry once said:
Elder L. Tom Perry once said:
“We do not need man-made rating systems to
determine what we should read, what we should watch, what we should listen to,
or how we should conduct our lives. What we do need to do is live worthy of the
continued companionship of the Holy Ghost and have the courage to follow the
promptings that come into our lives.”














